I would like to thank the NBA players who participated in this years dunk contest for making it the worst dunk contest in history. Not one of you lame asses could come up with at least one original dunk. Not only was this the weakest contest in NBA history but also I’m pretty sure it was the weakest dunk contest in the history of dunks and that’s including college, high school and wreck league. I seen better dunks in a local Gus macker dunk contest. I knew I should have just watched the Olympics instead. Next year the NBA should just cancel it, or the stars of the league like Lebron, Kobe, and Wade should stop being a bunch of pussies and get in the damn thing. What are you guy’s scarred your going to look bad? Well at least Kobe has been in it before and that’s more than I can say for Lebron James, who at last years dunk contest said he was going to be in it but for some reason when it came time, he bitched out. In the words of Forest Gump “That’s all I have to say about that”.